Military Humor
Funny Videos, Images, Jokes & Captions: March 2007 Winners
Winning Image: Camo Couch
Submitted by myway.
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The Winning Caption for This Photo Is:
Military success depends on not pulling out too soon.
Submitted by docdavis.
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Winning Video: A Place Called Kosovo?
Submitted by Spot379th.
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Winning Joke: Husband Wanted
Submitted by Rickb54.
A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70s), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED ! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman a Vietnam Vet sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.
"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you ?" the widow said. "Just look at you... You have no legs!"
The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you !"
"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted. Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eye-brow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed ??"
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the door bell, didn't I?"
The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.
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