Military Humor
Funny Videos, Images, Jokes & Captions: February 2007 Winners
Winning Image: Jihad This!
Submitted by JohnyBoy.
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The Winning Caption for This Photo Is:
Major Cleavage, meet Private Parts.
Submitted by carpediem.
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Winning Video: Is This the Way to Armadillo?
Submitted by gunner.
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Winning Joke: Zip It
Submitted by marine_lar0311.
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again she was unable to make the step.
About this time a large Marine gunnery sergeant who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body!, I don't even know who you are!"
The gunny smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."
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