Past Military Comedy Contests
December 2006 Funniest Military Joke
And the Winner Is ...
JOKE 2: JOE GEOGRAPHY
Submitted by carpediem.
Read the winning joke and the other entries below, as well as the poll that members voted in.
This month's jokes honored our website's founder, VA Joe.
Joke 1: Superhero Christmas
Question
What do superheroes get for Christmas?
Answer
Superman gets VA Joe pajamas. Batman gets a VA Joe sleeping bag. And VA Joe gets to roundhouse kick them both in the face.
Submitted by myway
THE WINNER—Joke 2: Joe Geography
Question
How was France created?
Answer
While VA Joe was on vacation in Spain, he ate some bad seafood causing him to take the largest crap known to man. That crap is now France.
Submitted by carpediem
Joke 3: MacGyver vs. VA Joe
Question
What’s the difference between MacGyver and VA Joe?
Answer
MacGyver can build a helicopter out of a toothpick, a stick of gum and a baseball card. But VA Joe can roundhouse kick MacGyver and then take the helicopter.
Submitted by VAmoderNATOR
Joke 4: Joe's Watch
Question
What kind of watch does VA Joe wear?
Answer
VA Joe doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Submitted by BRahn13
Joke 5: Joe Mathematics
Question
What contribution has VA Joe made to applied mathematics?
Answer
VA Joe counted to infinity—twice.
Submitted by amentravajoe
Funniest Joke Poll
Joke 1: Superhero Christmas |
 | 16% |  |
Joke 2: Joe Geography |
| 40% | |
Joke 3: MacGyver vs. VA Joe |
| 18% | |
Joke 4: Joe's Watch |
| 13% | |
Joke 5: Joe Mathematics |
| 11% | |
