Past Military Comedy Contests
April 2007 Funniest Military Caption
And the Winner Is ...
CAPTION 10: I just married him for his equipment.
Submitted by nette74.
See the other captions and the photo that they are for below, as well as the poll that members voted in.
Size Matters
Size Matters Captions
1. Shotgun wedding is one thing, but this is ridiculous |
 | 14% |  |
2. This is my rifle, this is my gun. ... |
| 11% | |
3. All say there will be a big blast after the wedding. |
| 7% | |
4. She should have known. His last name is Abrams. |
| 7% | |
5. How long do you think it took me to say yes? |
| 7% | |
6. After the honeymoon, Peg is confined to a wheelchair |
| 7% | |
7. And she said she married him for his money. |
| 7% | |
8. After Stan started taking Enzyte, he had a big smile |
| 7% | |
9. Honey, I told ya I would get "tanked" after the wedding |
| 8% | |
10. I just married him for his equipment. |
| 20% | |
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Captions above submitted by:
1. SlickJarhead 2. gumpa_38 3. brown96002 4. irish_deftone6
5. greenie beanie 6. nr839 7. Kirakitty38200 8. dj2pa 9. Jselph 10. nette74
