February 4, 2008

Welcome to my VAJoe blog! Brace Yourselves!

Posted in: Politics, Crawfish's Swamp — TheCrawfish @ 8:12 pm

The following blog post does not in any way, shape, or form represent the views of VAJoe.com, the people who run it, any of the advertisers, anybody associated with the website or it’s advertisers, or anybody except the author.  It is part of an ongoing feature contributed by Guest Blogger ‘The Crawfish’.

If you are easily offended, are a socialist, or are a muslim, you might want to stop reading and go listen to a Hillary campaign speech from the leader of the Council of American Islamic Relations (CAIR).

I am your intrepid reporter, The Crawfish. I’m an active duty sailor with over 18 years of service under my belt. I’m known to speak my mind on danged near any subject, and I don’t pull punches. My lack of tact, my boldness, my lack of sucking up, my protection of my junior troops, my failure to be part of the buddy-buddy club….maybe that’s why I’ll never be a Chief. I try to be entertaining in my blogging, even if I definitely have stuff to say that will get some folks a bit miffed. If I anger people like CAIR, socialists, people who hate what America has always stood for, and people like those in Berzerkley who hate the US Armed Forces, well than I feel like I’m doing my job, part of which involves “support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic.” I’m a native Texan, married to a Creole who is also on active duty. In Joe’s Forum, I’m known as The Crawfish.

I will TRY to be a bit restrained here, but don’t count on that being too successful. I can be found really going off at my other blog on Townhall.com. Look for Crawfish’s Swamp at http://constitutionalcrawfish.townhall.com . All visitors are welcome in my muddy waters.

That being said, I shall now open my new Swamp with a short rant that’s sure to torque our enemies, but enough of Red Nanny Puh-losi, Harry Reid, Her Majesty Queen Hillary, Teddythedrunk (D-Chappaquiddick), Hanoi John Kerry, and the rest of the Dim-ocrats. It’s sure to miff the muslims as well. If my blog is gonna get cancelled because it’s too controversial, it might as well happen before I develop a following of like-minded readers.

Folks, the history books tell us of WW1 and WW2. Many people consider the Cold War to be WW3. Most people do NOT consider that the original World War has been going on for over 13 centuries, and is nowhere near over.

“Wait a second, Mr. Crawfish. What world war are you talkin’ ’bout???”

I’m talking about Islam vs the rest of the world, and it began in the 600s AD. The supposedly holy book of the Followers of the False Prophet (there I go again, making SOMEONE angry!) commands that all believers must do the following to all non-muslims: convert them, enslave them, or put them to the sword (that’s KILL THEM for those supposedly educated by the National Education Association and it’s union teachers). (Doggone it! I probably offended some more folks there.) Now, if that’s what is commanded of the followers of that religion, then this war will never end until either all of the muslims are dead, or all non-muslims are dead or enslaved. I don’t know about the rest of y’all, but I don’t want the war to end with the second of those options. I know it is Politically Incorrect to say that this is a religious war, but it IS the fact of the matter. The only people that the Shi’ites and Sunnis hate more than each other is….everybody else!

What kind of people are we dealing with here? Our President has repeatedly called Islam “The Religion Of Peace” for some unknown reason. Does a religion of peace command the death or enslavement of everybody who isn’t one of them? They consistently refer to “Merciful Allah”, but use knives to cut off the heads of non-believers like Danny Pearl and use women afflicted with Downs Syndrome as unknowing suicide bombers equipped with remore control suicide belts. They murder women for attempting to be educated. They treat women worse than their camels, which probably shows who they love more, if they are capable of love in the first place. They are the most intolerant people in the world, but get really miffed and scream DISCRIMINATION! if they don’t get their way in everything. They demand that wherever they immigrate to, they be allowed to set up areas of other nations where the laws of that nation do not apply and Sharia Law is paramount. They’re not just doing that in France, Britain, and other parts of Europe, but they’re trying to do it in Deerborn, Michigan! How much of a cow (or PIG!!!!! Oops, there I go again!) would they have if some Christians tried to set up a Christian colony with all Christian laws in Saudi Arabia? Heck, they don’t let people bring Bibles into that nation!

Why do we placate these people and play nice-nice with them? Why does one political party support them in their continuing efforts to wipe Israel off the map? Well, if I hit a nice, big lotto between now and 2012, y’all will have an opportunity to vote for a candidate who will put America first and will tell the PC police to do something anatomically impossible…President Crawfish! Of course, that won’t happen, but I’ll continue being a rabble-rouser of the first order.

I look forward to your comments, and I hope you’ve found this first rant to be entertaining. Have a better than average day!

The Crawfish


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